Corporate Conspiracy Theorist Mugs

"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"

The Anti-Agent

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Born In Captivity.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'