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"Now, before I give my pat answer, does anyone else have any dumb questions?"

My severance package was an insult. It's not about the money, it's about how little I can buy with the money.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Group of people.

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

Acme Graph Company.

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'