Corporate Chaos Enjoyer Gifts

Backlog of industrial real estate.

"Hey, back off pal. I don't make the rules around here!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

The merger has been called off

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

I suggest you call technical support.

'Things are pretty crazy right now. Let me get back to you.'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

InOut.