Corporate Ceremony Lover Pillows

"I always cry at mergers."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"We have an acronym!"

"At this office no two days are different."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

In and Out Sourced.

Office meeting

Trade Show Sherpas

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

'Nice power tie, J.B.'