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'This place is crawling with backstabbers.'

'You're doing so well here, I've decided to replace you before you become irreplaceable.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

CIA report

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Glance Exchange

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.