Corporal Pillows

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

"Would this be a bad time to submit a holiday form for 2 weeks over the Christmas period?"

"It's some corporal from the Army."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Welcome to the Team

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...