Corn Chip Aficionado Prints

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

baby sweetcorn...

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Movies vs. Films

Pope tarts.

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Boy defends his last fry.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."