Corn Crop Aficionado Prints

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The worm that churned!

Police Cow!

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Runner Bean...

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

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