Corn Crop Aficionado Mugs

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Rattlecornsnake

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"