Corn Chip Aficionado Pillows

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

baby sweetcorn...

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Table Of The Elephants

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Film Lovers.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'