Corgi Wrangler Mugs

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

New Guy.

Agility God

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

The difference between cats and dogs.

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'