Corgi Wrangler Mugs

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

New Guy.

The First Martian Dog.

Agility God

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cow Pilot.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Automation of Security

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

The difference between cats and dogs.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"