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'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Local Knowledge

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Try me/try me/try me...

The discovery of electricity...

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It's an antique!'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Pelican and Origami

"Oooh... bacon!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Water Slide

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.