Cool Kid Enthusiast Prints

"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Baby blanket.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."