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"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

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Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Infinity scarf"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Taking to the sky...

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."