Cool Hunter T-Shirts

"We succumbed to your hype."

Teenage refrigerators hangin' at the mall. 'Your hat is cool.' 'No, dude,you're cool!' 'You guys are both cool!'

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"New York is dead, man."

Hipster trend headquarters

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"When I was your age, I had a jacket just like that. And a shirt and sunglasses like that too! I was soooo cool!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Computers affect real life.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Coastguard

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Accident near the Pier

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Drones Unlimited

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Geology.

Lifeboats

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'Know what I'm thinking of this very minute? Shark fin soup!'

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"