Cookout Connoisseur Mugs

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Counting ribs

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."