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'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

Sausages.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"You're losing your everything."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Library Books.

Blind Date...

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Vulcan

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

Vocal Fry

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

Barak Obama.

Deepfried Sassoon

'no... NO!'

Stick Evolution

'If they'd pay us more, we'd be better nourished.'

Man Chasing After Infinite Numbers. . .

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'