Historical Figures Fan T-Shirts

Crazy Golf.

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Robert Schumann

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Charles Baudelaire

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Is there a seamstress present?"

God's Double Whammy.

The Race to Ukraine

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Jonathan Swift.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Otto von Bismarck

J. M. W. Turner

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Iron clad sailors

August Comte

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.