Cooking Contest Champions Pillows

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Mary Berry

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Pig Cheese

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."