Cooking Contest Champions Pillows

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Pig Cheese

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.