Cooking Bean Counter T-Shirts

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'More bubbles!'

You've Had Enough!

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Cooking the books

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'