
'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
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'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'Works every time.'
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
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"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
"Roadkill cookies"
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
Instant Gratification Cafe.
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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