Convertible Lover Prints

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'That's the sixth time we've passed that sign.'

Now entering California, dude!

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

'Take one every five miles.'

Driver Overwhelmed by Traffic Signs.

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

This is the quickest way to make a convertible! (low bridge).

"Actually, a lot smaller...and a convertible."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Crumbling cookies & bouncing balls next 4 exits.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Last orifice for 20 miles.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

Man spilling petrol as he fills his car.

'The door jammed.'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"

Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.

Hey Babe

"Let's not have children."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

Archimedes statue with a lever

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones