Conversion Experience Prints

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

You will always find a spot to garden

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Yahweh/Your Way

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

What are the chances?

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'