Conversion Convert Prints

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You've changed."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

You will always find a spot to garden

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

She was always an introvert.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Metamorphosis is coming.

New Electric Car

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"I'm open to new things."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"