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Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"Let me let you go so I can go."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."