Conversation In Anachronisms Mugs

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"How about a hand."

Dialogue

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Professor, this changes everything."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

A lesson in wit

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"