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Good taste is timeless, Al. And yet, conversely, good times are tasteless.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

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"Homey Claus!"

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."