Convenient Cuisine Enthusiast Prints

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'They use paper plates.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Condom Delivery

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'