Convenience Food Connoisseur Prints

High Definition TV Dinners.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'Is it alright eating it in front of the radio?'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Ice Cream Flavors

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Big Burgers.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

Bangers and Mash

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"I found this fabulous new shop."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'I'm going to make a batch of your favourite ginger biscuits.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'