Convenience Cuisine Enthusiast Prints

'What are the three basic food groups?'

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

Apple Ready Meals.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Kangaroo Pocket

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'