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'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

LAY ZEE FUK

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

We have frozen meals just like your mother microwaved.