Convenience Chef T-Shirts

We have frozen meals just like your mother microwaved.

LAY ZEE FUK

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Chili again?'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Loyd Grossman

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."