Controversy Chaser Pillows

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Pour moi?'

The National Conversation Starts Here

Trump Files

Israel shutting down Al jazeera

Trump and social media

...Then they got me on some trumped up morals charge.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Clown Skis.

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'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'How fast can you hype?'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

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