Controversy Chaser Pillows

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Pour moi?'

Trump Files

Israel shutting down Al jazeera

Trump and social media

...Then they got me on some trumped up morals charge.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Clown Skis.

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'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'How fast can you hype?'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

It doesn't exist in Iran.

As Seen On TV

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

The Daily Fury