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Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Quality Control

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Stress

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."