Control Center Operator Mugs

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Quality Control

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Police film evidence

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'