Cctv Operator Mugs

Me TV.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"FORE!"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"What should we do with this extra part?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Someone is at the front door."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Call Center.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'