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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

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'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"I spy with my little eye…"

Next camera crew 5 mins

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

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"What should we do with this extra part?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Someone is at the front door."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

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