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"Like I said, your own little office."

'Bad career moves, number 53'

"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes. Your estimated wait time is twenty minutes."

Man calling Stop smoking help line

'What's the number to ring to register my 'don't know' vote?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Thermidor Dali

"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."

"Hello?"

The Communicator

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

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