Contrast Contemplator Pillows

Art Gallery View.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Too busy."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Israeli soldier

Euro crisis

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Prayers For Agnostics

The Master Switch

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

"The glass is half full�"

"I'm not sure about this one."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

Sad Humour

Rodin's Thinker.

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'