Contrast Contemplator Mugs

Art Gallery View.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"Too busy."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Israeli soldier

Euro crisis

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Prayers For Agnostics

The Master Switch

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

"The glass is half full�"

"I'm not sure about this one."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

Sad Humour

Really? A date with me is like a religious experience? How so? It reminds me of snake-handling.

Rodin's Thinker.

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'