Contradictory Styles Lover Gifts

My job does not define me.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Baroque Peacock

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Your place or mine?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Bride

Expensive Restaurant

Changing Rooms Uncut

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead