"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
'Cartoonist thinking'
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
A boy who loves cows/burgers
War 2023
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'
Sports Radio in Crisis
"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"
"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."
Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'
Tree of Public Opinion.
The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.
Reagacentennial
Sir Patrick Moore.
'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'
And now, for a rebuttal.
'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'
"This is gonna be great!"
Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate
"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"
"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.
"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"
Trump to Fax: Drop Dead
"Actually, we will replace you."
Chess on TV
"No aliens"
The United States of Amazement
Sportscasters on the Savannah
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