Contractual Scholar Pillows

"Your NDA prohibits you from talking about my tendency to bark."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

K9 Literati

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

The hour of justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Antonin Scalia

Don't forget to read the small print.

Upholding the Law

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

Supreme Liberty Court

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."