Contract Negotiations Mugs

Start your negotiation mornings right with a mug that laughs at the challenges of contracts. Perfect for lawyers and dealmakers who appreciate a good pun or witty remark to fuel their day.

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"Now this is our standard company contract - I want you to stick in a couple of loopholes."

"Now this is our standard company contract - I want you to stick in a couple of loopholes." mockup

"Now this is our standard company contract - I want you to stick in a couple of loopholes."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!" mockup

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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SALE

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation. mockup

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.' mockup

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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Changing Minds

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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..." mockup

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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Contract Negotiations Mugs Collection

Contract Negotiations Pillows

Add a humorous splash to your space with pillows printed with jokes and quotes about contract negotiations—comfortable and amusing.

Contract Negotiations Prints

Decorate your office with prints that celebrate the humor in negotiations. Perfect for lawyers and business pros who enjoy a good laugh.

Contract Negotiations T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase your negotiation wit with hilarious and clever designs—perfect for professionals and dealmakers who love to keep it light.