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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."