Contortionist At Heart Prints

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Thumbing a Lift.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Pranking Zombies

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Echo in the hippo.

Artistic license.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

Multitasking

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

Gymnast tangled up.

'Miss Walker, bring a new pair of underpants right this minute!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Dog blowing horn at cat.