Crafty Contortionist Prints

Multitasking

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The Sculptor

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Gymnast tangled up.

Multitasking

Mime Prison

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

Now hiring - All positions.

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

"It hurts when I do this ... "

'We've got you, thanks to this cross that Bobby just drew.'

'Shelf portrait'

Easy knitting project

'Are we painting their Birthday Suits?'

"It says here that you're a contortionist and since your accident you've not been able to make ends meet."

Contortionist

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'