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A citizen of Gondwanaland.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Switchback Playground.

"I'd rather be at the office."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Professional Forecasting Inc.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'