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A citizen of Gondwanaland.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

The circus diver.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Switchback Playground.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"I'd rather be at the office."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'