Continental Breakfast Lover Pillows

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Full English Breakfast.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."