Contentious Celebrations Pillows

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Dancing Doctor

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

Elfie Stick

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Pilot with champagne.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Beers

Green Balloon

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."